SMULE : Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

smoke1Smoke Gets in Your Eyes is a show Broadway’s tune written in 1933 for a musical called “Roberta”, starring Bob Hope. The lyrics written by Otto Harbach, music by Jerome Kern. Originally sung by Tamara, accompanying herself onstage, alone on solo guitar. Speaking to Bob’s character about her love for another man, she introduced the song with spoken line referring to a Russian proverb : When your heart’s on fire .. smoke gets in your eyes. Then sung by Irene Dunne in the movie Roberta, starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers in 1935. Later on to be recorded and covered by numerous musicians since, best known by The Platters chart-topping version in 1958. A classic ballad, found its way into film and over the decades helped define a number of great movie moments. Meski minim info, tapi judul lagu dgn terjemahan singkat “kelilipan” ini, bercerita tentang rumitnya pikiran perempuan saat berhubungan dgn pria. Ya gak aneh lagi toh. Simak saja beda kelakuan mereka saat di ATM, maupun cara pandang saat menjalani pernikahan. Thanks for smuler @Ateng Masri for this awesome duet ;o) 

A. SOP ketika Mahluk MARS/ Men ke ATM :

  1. Parkir mobil, matikan rokok, jalan ke gerai ATM.
  2. Masukin kartu, PIN, pilih menu nominal tersedia.
  3. Ambil duit tanpa terima slip penarikan, tarik kartu.
  4. Starter mobil sambil nyalain rokok, setel Van Halen.
  5. Klakson Satpam, kabur tanpa mikirin parkir.

B. SOP ketika Mahluk VENUS/ Women ke ATM :

  1. Parkir mobil, ngaca di spion, rem tangan, ngaca lagi.
  2. Ambil dompet yg sudah di tas, siapin kartu, taro di tas.
  3. Tutup pintu mobil, rapihin rambut, jalan ke mesin ATM.
  4. Balik ke mobil periksa kunci pintu, ngaca, jalan lagi.
  5. Milih ATM pecahan 50 ribu, gak ada, cari posisi pojok.
  6. Nyari kartu ATM di dompet, gak ada, ketemu di tas tangan.
  7. Masukin kartu, ambil HP liat PIN, waktu tunggu habis.
  8. Masukin kartu lagi, PIN, baca SMS jumlah uang dibutuhkan.
  9. Pencet angka 440, cancel, ganti nominal tersedia 500 ribu.
  10. Ambil duit, masukin ke dompet bareng kartu, nunggu slip.
  11. Lima menit kemudian cari Satpam, “Kertas slip habis ya pak?”
  12. Bareng Satpam ke mesin ATM, peragaan, problem solved.
  13. Periksa ulang dompet, uang, kartu, ada dalam tas tangan.
  14. Senyum ke Satpam yg bukain pintu ATM, jalan ke mobil.
  15. Taruh tas di paha, periksa spion trus ngaca, raih kunci.
  16. Stater mobil, mo nyalain AC tapi batal krn tadi lupa matiin.
  17. Siapin duit receh, tas pindahin ke bangku samping.
  18. Buka jendela, senyum ke Satpam sambil ngasi parkir.
  19. Satpam balas senyum, “Jangan lupa rem tangan, bu”.
  20. Berhenti, turunin rem tangan, tutup jendela, ke mall.

Sorry, no Offense .. base on my own simple Observations. (dionisius endy)

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